Slint performs post-Pitchfork concert at The Abbey Pub

Can't make it in time for Slint at Pitchfork on Friday night because your job owns you? Don't want to stand behind 15,000 people and listen to GZA fans talk through one of your all-time desert island top 5 records? Have a strict aversion to parks, grass and all things outdoors? Well then, we have good news for you.

Slint will be performing material both old and new at Chicago's The Abbey Pub on Saturday, July 14 at 11 pm. Plus, presenting a Pitchfork ticket at the door will give you a $10 discount. Aren't they good to us?